Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from our house Christmas eve
    You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

    She’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog
    And we’d begged her not to go
    But she’d left her medication
    So she stumbled out the door into the snow

    When they found her Christmas mornin’
    At the scene of the attack
    There were hoof prints on her forehead
    And incriminatin’ Claus marks on her back

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve
    You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

    Now were all so proud of Grandpa
    He’s been takin’ this so well
    See him in there watchin’ football
    Drinkin’ beer and playin’ cards with cousin Belle

    It’s not Christmas without Grandma
    All the family’s dressed in black
    And we just can’t help but wonder
    Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve
    You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

    Now the goose is on the table
    And the pudding made of pig
    And a blue and silver candle
    That would just have matched the hair in Grandma’s wig

    I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
    Better watch out for yourselves
    They should never give a license
    To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
    Walkin’ home from our house, Christmas eve
    You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
    But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!

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